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Your weekly laugh

- By Charlotte Stubben

Start your week with a funny feature. Metal Supply brings you your weekly laugh.

An Irishman goes for a job on a building site.

The man says, “Can you brew tea?”

The Irishman says, “Yes.”

“Good. Can you drive a fork lift?”

The Irishman looks at him and asks, “Why? How big is the teapot?”


Do you know any fun business stories or a good joke?

Metal Supply encourages all readers to send in funny business stories and business jokes to the editor.

Tell us via with "Weekly laugh" in the subject line.

If your entry is selected, it will be featured in Monday's newsletter along with your name and a link to your company.

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